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FAKE GAMES!


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·Nov 10, 2024

Hey Vsauce, how are you guys doing today? I've got a treat for you! I'm gonna be counting down my favorite fake game titles. Now, I stole this idea from Jeff and Adam, but honestly, Jeff lives in San Francisco, and the last thing he's gonna do is come down here and see that I'm stealing his ideas. In fact, while I'm on the topic, Jeff is lame; he's a loser and he smells because he never learned how to wipe.

Now both of us are bowling, but his baldness is way ahead of mine, so he could just… yeah, dude! Like I was saying, Jeff loved him. He's out here visiting! I'm a big fan of you, by the way; your hair looks great! Thank you, thank you, Leigh! Jeff's out here because of New York Comic Con 2010. We're all going to be there! We're gonna have some awesome stuff, pretty exciting from it, and maybe even over the weekend.

But while he's here, we're going to do a little casual fun thing. We went through, and we came up with fake names for video games that we would love to see made. I would love to see these games announced at New York Comic Con this weekend; hint hint, developers!

All right, so let's get to it. I've been playing a lot of Infamous lately, but I said, you know what? This doesn't have enough women, and it doesn't have enough balls! So I am proposing Infamous Pac-Man. All right, so instead of having to collect those little battery shards, you know, to increase your zapping amounts in this one, you actually just go walk all through the city collecting little balls, which is something that I love doing just right in my mouth!

Fight! My game that I'm really looking forward to, if they never make it, is Halo! My darling, really sick in the future, sending a Halo. I'm looking for something with the 1925, maybe some flappers, maybe a singing and dancing frog. I love it, I love it! Halo, my darling! Halo, my… what you particularly?

I am gonna have to say that I love fusions. I love when two games come together: Donkey Kong Pong! Donkey Pong! You know, your head's kind of… Oh, like I'm too… like I'm too high! Yeah, well, I think I'm a really big fan of Assassin. I think it'd be really cool if we had a game what's called Assassin Speed, and you would just go around marking your territory, laying out the land.

Yes, I heard that they are actually going to announce that at Whiz Kaan! Oh yes, a week after Blizzcon. Yeah, should be a good time! You've heard of Red Dead Redemption, but I hear Nickelodeon and Rockstar joining forces to bring out Fred Dead Redemption. That's gonna be good; should be interesting!

Oh, this is a title that I really think they should make: Star Wars: The Purse Unleashed! Just be angry mothers! Just angry mothers, and particularly grandmothers. That's like a bonus level! You can also choose to play with a murse if your grandfather or me!

While we're on the topic of grandmothers, this is a title that I would really love to see developed: Dead or Alive Senior Center. It's just volleyball, dentures, and… love it! You've always wondered what happened to the DOA girls 30 years after the fact? Now you know! Well, you will know if they make these games!

Please, if any developers are out there and they like these suggestions, give us a call! Call this number, and you know… well, you know, we'll endorse it! Kinect the Balls is going to be exciting! Yeah, it really is taking Kinectimals to the next level, and just… it's a virtual sack simulator. You ever play with cornstarch or made a fake boob? Just imagine that with Kinect!

If a strange teenage hood didn't you? Yeah, I kind of been a big fan of Castlevania all my life! You have to; Michael Game Boy Advance: Circle of the Moon. Well, I've heard after Lords of Shadow, they're coming out with a new game called Castlevania: Lords of Eyeshadow! It's actually going to be the first part of a trilogy, all Twilight themed! The next one's going to be Castlevania: Bella's Revenge, and the third one, Castlevania: Werewolves Ate My Sparkly Nose!

So there you go! Those are the titles we came up with that we would love to see become real games. But here's my challenge to you: in the comments below, leave a game that you would like to see made, especially one with a funny title! Maybe it's a pun; I don't know, be creative!

And the title that we like the most, and vote them up! Thumbs them up if you like. I'm totally vote up the ones that you like because the one that is voted up the most, I will actually yell out my love for you and your usernames at Comic Con on Saturday! We'll have video proof of it and everything!

And keep looking, Friday! We're going to have another Nerd Wars. This is one of your suggestions for Vin Diesel characters versus Stan Lee Marvel characters! It's going to be awesome!

Okay, thanks for watching, guys! Have a great day!

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