Cosplay, ILLUSIONS, and Pacman: IMG! 7
If Pac-Man was a real living organism and party time—wait, what?
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We start today like I start every day, wrapped up in covers. Oopah brought us some great bedspreads. This one would make me feel less lonely. This one's great for parties, and this one looks like it does the opposite of cover you. Thanks to videogame look-alikes.com, the Lich King looks like the Witch-King. The Doom Guy looks like G.I. Joes. Copperhead, Sybil Bennett looks like Cameron Diaz, and Mario looks like Stalin. But none of those can beat real-life girls dressed up like Jessica Rabbit.
Manifest gave us 40 of them. Of course, when in doubt, Samus burlesque! I wanted to buy my own Samus costume, and my friend told me to use the Cook Islands Google domain. So I went to Google Doc Ock and—wait, what? At least this girl's birthday is nice, and she's got a normal cake—wait, what? Obama, help me out—wait, what?
Drip Fist showed us 25 ill-advised t-shirts, but when the shirts come off, things get even better. Crazy body shaming! Some are nerdy, some are classy, some are romantic, some are superheroes, and well, there's this one too. Want to see what chicken nuggets look like before they're molded into nugget shapes? Well, here you go—mmm, chicken paste! The only thing worse than that are male [ __ ] stamps. But as Pop Crunch showed me, even chicas can get it wrong.
As you read this, [ __ ] stamp! The unique jerky way our eyes move will cause these static swirls to seem to actually spin. Yesterday, the Daily Mail posted this photo. A photographer at the Ryder Cup was actually hit in the chest by Tiger's shot but managed to take this picture right before he got mail. It's cool, but um, how awesome is this guy?
So awesome, in fact, that he's been used in one of my favorite practices—vertical comics, where we zoom in on the best face, make sure we get really close, and then zoom out to view complete facial domination. Some of these are fun but creepy; some are pretty much lizard-no garbage. One of my favorite bands— I see what you did there—Vieira submitted this picture on our Facebook page. There's a cat hidden somewhere in it. Can you find the cat?
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